Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)

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   ryano1076

   About as exciting as an actual Chuck E. Cheese... 6 months 2 weeks ago
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   Cinepolis

   Definitely not worth the eight-year wait. The runtime is excessive, with most of it being spent on ridiculous family drama, the horror elements are laughable, and the jumpscares among the worst I have seen in recent years. Josh Hutcherson tries his best to save this train wreck but can only do so much, given the lousy script. He also happens to be the only one in the whole movie to give a proper performance. The child actors are horrible, and the rest of the cast ranges from dull (Lail) to cartoonish (Lillard). None of this would have mattered if the film had just fully gone down the "campy" path. Instead, it tries to be both a full-fledged horror flick, as well as a funny family comedy, which - surprise - doesn't work out in the slightest. The potential was there, but the studio's desire to appeal to the broadest audience possible prevented it from ever being reached. At least the animatronics looked good, even if they ended up being weirdly underutilized.
   
   samoan is right, just watch Willy's Wonderland again instead. 7 months ago
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   Paravail

   They had SO MUCH lore to draw upon. SO MUCH fan made content to take inspiration from. And THIS is the best they could come up with? 7 months ago

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